DUNIYA GOL HAI
Chuha Billi Se Darta He
Billi Kutte Se Darti He
Kutta Admi Se Darta He
Admi Biwi Se Darta He
Biwi Chuhe Se Darti Hai

Man:
Sardarji Apke Pas Mobile Hai
To Fir Apne LETTER Q Bheja

Sardar:
Oye Mene Tujhe Phone Kiya Tha
Par Andar Se Kaha
Plz Try LETTER

1 Admi Apne Bete Se:
Oye,Ghabra Mat
Tu Sher Da Puttar Hai!

Beta:
Ha Papaji
Class Me Miss Bhi Yahi Bolti Hai
Ki Tu Kisi Janwar Ki He Aulad Hai

Agar Koi Achha Sa Msg He To Use Jaldi Se
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Paper Par Likh Kar Almari Me Band Kar Do
Kahin Galti Se SEND Na Ho Jaye

Mere Mehboob ki shadi Raqib se Ho gai

DUKH IS BAT KA NAHI!

Dono Ne Mujhe Jalane k Liye shadi pe Bulaya

DUKH IS BAT KA NAHIN!

Wo khushian Manate Rahe

DUKH IS BAT KA B NAHIN!

Meri Mohabat ka khun Ho Gaya

DUKH IS BAT KA B NAHIN!

Dukh To is Bat ka Hai k..

Wahan..

Mujhe..

CHOOWARE NAHIN MILE?

Dost Tu Mere Liye Bahot Khaas Hai,

Bass Ab Tujh se Milne Ki Pyass Hai,

Jis Din Tu Mere Saamne Aaya..

Samajh Lena us din Tera Satya naas Hai.

MaaLik Makan: Is room ka kraya 500 rupay hai.

Kiraye dar:Lekin yaha to har taraf chuay naach rahay hai.

Malik Makan: To 500 mai kya Aishwarya naachay gi.

“Wo bolay mehfil me kahin hamare joote kho gaye to ghar kaise jayenge”.

“Humne kaha Aap shayeri to shuru kejiye itne aayenge k gin bhi nahi payenge

Aey Dost Ab To Aa
K
Zamaney Guzar Gaye,

Aey Dost Ab To Aa
K
Zamaney Guzar Gaye,

Jin Jin Ke Tujh Pe Qarz Thay,

Wo

Sab k Sab

Dunia Se Guzar Gaye..

Koi ankho ankho me bat karleta hai,

koi ankhon se sawal karleta hai,

buhut mushkil hota hai jawab dena,

jab koi ENGLISH me bat kar leta hai:-)