Double Meaning SMS

Do u know y God created gaps between fingers??

Nooooooo!!

BCZ

Sumone will come in ur life,,,hold ur hand & slowly say

“Le Cigratte te sutta laga“

Raat ko hamaisha kapray utaar ke sona chahiye.
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mera matlab rasi se…..kyun k baarish ka kuch pata nahi hota.

5 inch ka hai
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Size normal hai
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Mazboot hai
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Ziada mota bi nahi hai
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2 larkian dekh chuki hain
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Lena hai to bolo
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Mera NOKIA 2310

college wali:-
MASALAY DAR

office wali:-
NARUM NARUM

muhalay wali:-
GARAM GARAM

mai to roti ki baat ker rahi hun ap kia samjhe

kudi apni saheli nu : aj us ne meri ik na suni te jabardasti menu upar chada leya,
jado holi holi ohne shuru kita ta bahut maza aaya,
fer ohne tej kar dita,
te inee jor naal jhatka mareya, meria ta cheeka he nikal gaiya,
me keha “SOH GURU DI me ni aaj to baad kade TRACTOR te behandi…

JYADA MAZAA NA LAYA KARO MSG PAD KE…..

pahlay hat ma lo
phir mon mal lo
phir tokh laghao
phir sidha karoo
phir sorakh ma daloo
uf
kithna muskhil ha soi ma dagha dalna

Do u know y God created gaps between fingers??

kyun k baarish ka kuch pata nahi hota

Mera NOKIA 2310

college wali:-

kudi apni saheli nu

Pahlay hat ma lo

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