bcos today is your day,
its an opportunity for u to know that
u are special and special things are for u today,
i wish u all the best.
Happy birth day. Love u!

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Its a nice feeling when you know
that someone likes you,
someone thinks about you,
someone needs you;
but it feels much better when
you know that someone
never ever forgets your birthday.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY.

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Most interesting line written on the front of T-shirt of a girl

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Santa: Mujhse panga mat le, main SHER da puttar haan.

Banta: Yaar Santa ek baat bata, SHER ghar pe aaya tha ya aunty jungle gayi thi?

A man knocks at the door. A 10yr old boy comes with cigarette in one hand & beer in other.

Man: Beta papa ghar pe hain?

Boy: Bhutni k, mujhe dekh k lag rahaa hai kya?

Your brain is special.

It has 2 parts LEFT and RIGHT.

In right, nothing’s LEFT.

In left, nothing’s RIGHT.

Uff

kya kar rahe ho,

aisa mat karo,

please nahi,

aise nahi,

mat dabao,

niche kyun jaa rahe ho,

ho jayega,

kaha tha mat karo,

ho gaya naa,

MSG KHATAM

A young boy had just gotten his driving permit. He asked his father, if he would buy him a car.

Father: I’ll make a deal with you. You bring your grades up, study your Bible a little, get your hair cut, and then we’ll talk.

A month later the boy came back and again asked his father if he would buy him a car now.

Father: Son, I’m really proud of you. You’ve brought your grades up and you’ve studied your Bible, but you didn’t get hair cut!

Son: You know, Dad, I’ve been thinking about that. Samson had long hair, Moses had long hair, Noah had long hair, and even Jesus had long hair.

Father: Yes, and they walked everywhere they went!…..

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Let X= Y

2X= 2Y

so 2X- X= 2Y- Y

=> 2X- 2Y= X- Y

=> 2(X-Y)= X-Y

=> 2=1

Sala maths ka itihaas hila ke rakh dala. Bataa dena newton ko, uska baap aa gaya hai….

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