Lerka: Hum 25 behan bhai hain
Lerki: Kia aap k ghar family planning walay nahi atay?
Lerka: Aye thay laken school samaj k wapas chalay gaye!!!

Garmi ka ek faida hai..Socho kya?
Kya soch rahay ho?
Bas ek hi faida hai..!
SARDI nahi lagti..!!!!

Pathan ki girlfriend ne poocha: jab hamari mangni hogi tab tum mujhe ek ring dogay na?
Pathan: wai zaroor dega, batao PTCL pe don ya MOBILE pe…???

Khabardaar! Miss call sehet k liye muzir hai, tabiyat ziada kharab ho to call karain, Tamam SMS Maan ki puhunch se door rakhain, Vizarate – TUM, Hukumate – HUM

Teacher 2 student: Translate this into english “Saddar bazar main goliyan chal rahi hain”
Student: The tablets are walking in president’s maket

Kash tum meri bakri hoti, main tumko chara diata pani pilata aur tumharay seengh pakar pakar k tumhain kehta… bata ham dono main se pagal kon aur tum kehti… MAINNNNNN

Mujhe sms pe sms karo aur jeeto, 10 lakh ki car ka photo, 29 inch tv ka box USA janay walay jahaz ko bye bye karne ka mauqa, mere saath dinner wo bhi aapke ghar.

No Visits, No calls, No sms, No letters, No Miss Call… I am worried, Kia hoa zoo walon ne dobara pakar liya kia?

Sms karne me kitna maza ata hai laken dil ghabrata hai kyon k balance jata hai
laken asal maza to tab ata hai, jab kanjoos logon se sms ka jawab ata hai

Bhikari: O sundari, Allah k naam pe ek rupiya de de, Andha hon, Allah K naam pe..
Husband said to his wife: tujhe sundari bol raha hai har haal main andha hai