2 Lovers plan to suicide. Boy jumped first, Girl closed her eyes & return back saying love is blind.

Sardar to Girlfriend=main tum se shaadi nahi kar sakta gharwale mana kar rahe hain. Girlfriend= Tumhare ghar me kaun kaun hai. Sardar= 1 biwi aur 3 bacche

A sardarji Doctor falls in Love with a Nurse.He writes a love letter to the Nurse :- I Love U sister…

HUM KO TU CALL NE LOOTA ,
MISS CALL MAIN KAHAN DAMM THA,
MERA “SMS” WAHAN POHNCHA JAHAN BALANCE KAM THA.

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Ab kya neeche Nashta dhoond rhe ho…..
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Aik bar keh tu diya
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Zameen pe ho thu Sms bhejo!
Asman pe ho thu barish bhejo!
Jannat me ho thu horien bhejo!
Dozakh me ho thu ENJOY UR SELF! GOOD LUCK

yun to hum mein hai bohat DEENDAARI,
magar jahan dekhi koi LARKI PYARI,

bus waheen pay ANKH MAARI,
phas gai to HAMARI,
warna phir se DEENDARI