Driver mar gaya kya?

Ek baar ek Totaa (Bole to Parrot ) Ud Raha tha full speed par ….

Uske Saamne full speed me ek Ferrari aa rahi thi …

Dono ki takkar hui …

Totaa Behosh …

Raste me Ek Beggar tha

Usne Tote ko uthaya aur Ghar le gaya …

Usko Marham lagaya ..

Aur Pinjare me rakh diya …

Jab Tote ko hosh aaya …

Usne apne aap ko Pinjare me dekha …
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“AAILA … JAIL …. woh Ferrari ka Driver mar gaya kya ??

Height of Rishtedari

Ek ladka Gadhe ke samne gir gya

Ek khubsurat ladki ne dekha aur boli: Q,apne bade bhai k paon chhu rahe ho?

Ladka:jee haan, Bhabhi ji

Ek Aadmi Business Mei Loss K Baad Bohat Ghareeb Hogya,
Jab Khaane Ko Kuch Na Rha Tou Biwi Se Kaha..
Bacho’n Ko Nanhiyal Bhej Do,
Tum Apni Walida K Pas Chali Jao Aur Mera Kia Hai
Mei Susral Chala Jata Hoon. . . . ;->

GALILEO used to Study in Small Lamp…
GRAHAM BELL used to Study in Candle…
SHAKESPARE used to Study in Street Lite…
Mujhe ye samajh nahi ata
“Salay Din Mein Soy(Sleep) rehtay Thay Kiya?”

1 khud kush hmla awer ne bomb ka button dbaya pr dhmaka nai hua. khud behosh hogaya,jb hosh aya to hospital me tha,usnay nurse say kaha
Baji,hoorain kahan hai?

Latest Report on GEO…

“Mushta’il afraad nay Karachi may

Samandar ko aag laga di”

“Lambi Lambi Chor K GEO

Height Of ImaginaTion . . .
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Two Gays Looking At Beautiful Gal, Saying ” Agar Yeh Aisee Hai, Tou Iska Bhai Kitna Achha Hoga ” . . . ;->

1 Faqir Ne Dusre Faqir Se Pucha: TmNe Wo Bridge Wali Jga Q Chorh Di Wahan Tou Khub Kamai Hoti Thi
Pehla Faqeer: Mene Wo Jga Apne Chote Bete Ko Gift Kr Di… ;->

Height Of Embarrasment . . .

Man Sitting Wid his Wife in Bar, Another Lady Comes 2his Wife & Says..

Paise Pehle Le Lena, Ye Aadmi Baad Mai Lafra Karta Hai ;->

Machar marne ka asan tareqa

Phle ek zinda machar pakrain
Phr use zamin pe lita den
Phr use gudgude karen
Jse hi machar hasne k lye mu khole
Use Morten pila den