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Naughty and Funny SMS : Cow and Bull

Teacher: why are you late?
Student: My dad told me to take our cow to bull.
Teacher(Angrily): Can’t your dad to it?
Student: No, only BULL can do it.

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Taxi driver or sardar

Taxi driver to sardar:-

Sardar ji petrol khatam ho gaya ha gaddi agay nahi ja rahi

sardar: Koi gal nahi gaddi piche lelo

Aansuon mein na dhoondna hamein

Aansuon mein na dhoondna hamein,
Dil me hum bas jaayenge!

Tamanna ho agar milne ki,
to bund aankhon me nazar aayenge!!

Your anniversary marks the day

Your anniversary marks the day
When you both said “I do.”
The two of you became as one,
A marriage bright and new.
Now time has passed; your love is strong;
You passed the early test.
Your tender bond grows with passing time;
Your marriage is the kind that’s best!

Sardarji and his wife

Sardarji & his wife going to city in auto.
Driver adjusted miror.
Sardarji shouted you are seeing my wife.

Go & sit back. I will drive auto.

Hathi ne ek chuhiya ko ched diya

Ek hathi ne ek chuhiya ko ched diya,
chuhiya ne hathini ko shikayat karke kaha ki
apne pati ko samjha lo
varna Mard hamare ghar mein bhi hai

Student Dusre Student se

Ek Student Dusre Se:
Aaj Kuch Khatarnak Kaam Karne Ka Maan Kar Raha Hai

2nd Student:
To Phir Chal Kar Thori Parhai Karte Hein . . .

Funny SMS Txt message: Bhabi ji

Ek Ladka gadhe ke samne achanak gir pada…To samne se aa rahi
ladki ne dekhkar bola…Ye kya apne bade bhai ke pair chu rahe ho…
Ladka bola : Haan bhabhi jee!

Pregnant Sardarni and ISI Mark ?

Pregnant Sardarni carred ISI mark on her stomach.
When asked why ISI mark..
She replied…ISI means INTELLIGENT SARDAR INSIDE.

lol

main ooske pyaar me

main ooske pyaar me ban gayaa baraf kaa gola…….
main ooske pyaar me ban gaya baraf kaa gola…..
aur woh bewafaa bolti hai thanda matlab cocacola

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