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A young boy had just gotten his driving permit. He asked his father, if he would buy him a car.

Father: I’ll make a deal with you. You bring your grades up, study your Bible a little, get your hair cut, and then we’ll talk.

A month later the boy came back and again asked his father if he would buy him a car now.

Father: Son, I’m really proud of you. You’ve brought your grades up and you’ve studied your Bible, but you didn’t get hair cut!

Son: You know, Dad, I’ve been thinking about that. Samson had long hair, Moses had long hair, Noah had long hair, and even Jesus had long hair.

Father: Yes, and they walked everywhere they went!…..

Father-Son SMS, Funny SMS

Din gujar gaya hai intejaar mein, raat gujar gayi intejaar mein, Naya saal mubarak ho aapko, purana saal beet gaya aapke SMS ke intejar mein.

NEW year text sms

Before the sun sets in this year, before the memories fade, before the net works get jammed .. Wish u and ur family Happy Sparkling New Year.

Happy New Year 2010

koi tumhe bole

“u r crazy”

Don’t b Angry
Koi Tumhe Bole

“u r Stupid”

B Cool

Lekin Koi Bole U R Smart

thappad mar dena saale ko

Mazak Ki Bi Koi Had Hoti Hai

Tears are silent language of LOVE,

When tears come with reason
means u got some problem,

But when tears come without
reason means u r in LOVE.

When time comes for u to give ur heart to someone, make sure u select someone who will never break ur heart, cuz broken hearts has never spare parts.

I Wish in 2009
God gives You…
12 Mnths of Happiness,
52 Wks of Fun,
365 Days Success,
8760 Hrs Good Health,
52600 Minutes Good Luck,
3153600 Seconds of Joy…and that’s all!

Happy New year 2009 sms messages

Muja kabi tu wo chahay .
Kabitu payar kare
Kabi tu sham o shehr mera intzar kare
Mere naseb may likhay howay andhere ko  kabi tu a k ujale se humkinar kare.
May kitni tanha hon os k bagair dunyia me kabi tu mujko apni zat main shumar kare
Both sekhawab sajey hi main ny.os k liay kabi tun in main haqeeqat ka koi rang bare
Na jane kon si barsat may wo aye ga kabi tu barish me mera sath chaltay beega kare
Muja bohat khuch kehna osay kabi tu thamy mera hath mujse batien kare.

By (nargis khalid)

Raha jo dil mein dhadkan ban ke
bichda mujhse vo bewafa ban ke
na ummid rahi jeene ki ab ae dosto
milli hamein dava bhi ek sazaa ban ke

Submitted by Mohan

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A man was looking at a painting for a long time of a naked woman with leaves covering the body, he was asked what he was doing and he answered – waiting for autumn.

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