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A man was looking at a painting for a long time of a naked woman with leaves covering the body, he was asked what he was doing and he answered - waiting for autumn.

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Ainvain rus ke naan saathon mukh mod mitra,
saada tairai to baigair kaida hor mitra,
uthi hundi hai umid jithae jor mitra,
tainun mairi nahin par mainun tairi lod mitra

Customer:-Bhai kab se wait kar raha hon khana abhi tak tayar nahi hoa?
Hotel wala:-Bhai sahab khana to 3 din say tayyar hai bas garam ho raha hai.

???I?_?e?????? /?:- ?)??:-i?’?? ???????????!????$y’?. Aankain phaarr phaarr k keya dekh rahe ho ? Jackie Chan ka sms aaya ta,forward kiya hai

Boy:Suit Bada Acha Pahna Hai. Girl:Thanx Boy:Lipstik Bahut Achi Lagai Hai Girl:Thanx Boy:Make Up Bhi Bahut Acha Hai. Girl:Thanx Boy:Phir Bhi Achi Nahi Lag Rahi Ho …

SomeOne..
MiSSES U..
NeeDS U..
Worries About U
Lonely Without U
Guess Who?
THE MONKEY IN
… THE ZOO …

1960s Girl: Pehla pehla pyar hai, chhai bahar hae, aja more sajna tera intzar hy.
2004 Girl: dusra/teesra pyar hai. dil bekrar hai, aja morey sajna varna chautha tayyar hai.

aik bandar ka bacha apni maa say maa main itna badsurat kyon hoon maa beta khuda ka shuar karo usay dheko jo message pardh raha hai

aik bandar ka bacha apni maa say maa main itna badsurat kyon hoon maa beta khuda ka shuar karo usay dheko jo message pardh raha hai

Reh na pao ge kabhi bhula kr dekh lo

yaqeen nahi aata to aazma kar dekh lo

har jaga mehsoos hogi kami hamari

apni mehfil ko Kittna bhi saja kar dekh looooooooooooo ok deer