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Boy: agar me mar gaya to kiya tum dosri shadi karogi?

Girl: nai me apni BEHAN ke saath reh lungi

Girl: agar me mar gayi to?

Boy: Me bhi tumari BEHAN ke sath rehlonga

A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked.

This one is great i could stop myself from sharing it:

A old man is walking down the street one afternoon when he sees
a beautiful woman with perfect breasts.

He says to her, “Hey miss, would you let me bite your breasts for
$100?”
“Are you nuts?!!!” she replies, and keeps walking away.

He turns around, runs around the block and gets to the corner before
she does. “Would you let me bite your breasts for $1,000 dollars?” he
asks again.

“Listen you; I’m not that kind of woman! Got it?”

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Plz give me a kiss
shocked???????????????
daro mat?????
kiss means

k-koi
i- interesting
s- sms
s- send karo

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Red Rose: Love
Yellow Rose: Friendship
White Rose: Peace
Which Rose for you?
Nima Rose: Tan ki Durgandh Door Kare, De Taazgi

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Teacher: why are you late?
Student: My dad told me to take our cow to bull.
Teacher(Angrily): Can’t your dad to it?
Student: No, only BULL can do it.

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Ab tak meri life
1 khuli bottle ki tarah thi,
jisme sab prfume ki tarah ud jata tha.
Par apke aane se sab thik ho gaya.
Khuda kare aap jaisa dhakkn sab ko mile.

There is a saying
“If you want to be great,
you must walk with great people”.
Seriously,
I have no objection,
you can walk with me!

What is d meaning of SMS ?

Share My Sweetness,
Search My Soul,
Seek My Sweet Heart,
Succeed My Smartness,
See My Smile,
So Keep Sending SMS.

Full form of maths

M=mentally
A=admited
T=teacher
H=harassing
S=students