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		<title>Flirt sms: ladki aur coffee</title>
		<link>http://www.only4sms.com/2855/flirt-sms-ladki-aur-coffee/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 18 Jan 2011 11:30:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Admin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Flirt SMS messages]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Funny SMS Messages]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[


 Ladki aur Coffee me hamesha 6 qualities dekho : 1. Hot ho
2. chocolaty ho
3. tez ho
4. meethi ho
5. 2 minute me taiyar ho jaye
6. Raat ko sone na deti ho.


Related smsFlirt SMS: Beer Vs Woman
har ladki ki maa apni saas lagti hai
Woh Ladki Kitni Pyaari Thi,



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<li><a href='http://www.only4sms.com/1758/har-ladki-ki-maa-apni-saas-lagti-hai/' rel='bookmark' title='Permanent Link: har ladki ki maa apni saas lagti hai'>har ladki ki maa apni saas lagti hai</a></li>
<li><a href='http://www.only4sms.com/1764/woh-ladki-kitni-pyaari-thi/' rel='bookmark' title='Permanent Link: Woh Ladki Kitni Pyaari Thi,'>Woh Ladki Kitni Pyaari Thi,</a></li>
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		<title>Funny SMS: Sher ka Puttar</title>
		<link>http://www.only4sms.com/2823/funny-sms-sher-ka-puttar/</link>
		<comments>http://www.only4sms.com/2823/funny-sms-sher-ka-puttar/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 05 Mar 2010 12:32:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>geekyvarun</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Funny SMS Messages]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[


 Santa: Mujhse panga mat le, main SHER da puttar haan.
Banta: Yaar Santa ek baat bata, SHER ghar pe aaya tha ya aunty jungle gayi thi?


Related smsTu Sher Da Puttar Hai!
Ek sher doctor ki zubani:
ghar ki chabi to meray paas hay



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<li><a href='http://www.only4sms.com/2036/ek-sher-doctor-ki-zubani/' rel='bookmark' title='Permanent Link: Ek sher doctor ki zubani:'>Ek sher doctor ki zubani:</a></li>
<li><a href='http://www.only4sms.com/2317/ghar-ki-chabi-to-meray-paas-hay/' rel='bookmark' title='Permanent Link: ghar ki chabi to meray paas hay'>ghar ki chabi to meray paas hay</a></li>
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		<title>Funny SMS: Mathematics</title>
		<link>http://www.only4sms.com/2817/funny-sms-mathematics/</link>
		<comments>http://www.only4sms.com/2817/funny-sms-mathematics/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 04 Mar 2010 11:09:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>geekyvarun</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Funny SMS Messages]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Let X= Y
2X= 2Y
so 2X- X= 2Y- Y
=&#62; 2X- 2Y= X- Y
=&#62; 2(X-Y)= X-Y
=&#62; 2=1
Sala maths ka itihaas hila ke rakh dala. Bataa dena newton ko, uska baap aa gaya hai….
mathematics sms, funny sms


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Funny Gabbar SMS : Basanti
Shaam Jawaan hai..



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<li><a href='http://www.only4sms.com/2012/shaam-jawaan-hai/' rel='bookmark' title='Permanent Link: Shaam Jawaan hai..'>Shaam Jawaan hai..</a></li>
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		<title>Humour sms msgs:  WOW</title>
		<link>http://www.only4sms.com/2786/humour-sms-msgs-wow/</link>
		<comments>http://www.only4sms.com/2786/humour-sms-msgs-wow/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 30 Sep 2009 17:34:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Admin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Funny SMS Messages]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Teacher: Four beautiful girls are walking on the road. Change it to exclamatory sentence. 
Student: WOW !
Humour/funny sms messages


Related smsTeacher
Teacher 2 student:
Naughty and Funny SMS : Cow and Bull



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		<title>Funny sms message: father in law</title>
		<link>http://www.only4sms.com/2785/funny-sms-message-father-in-law/</link>
		<comments>http://www.only4sms.com/2785/funny-sms-message-father-in-law/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 30 Sep 2009 04:57:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Admin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Funny SMS Messages]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[law professor ask the student_which is the most important law of finance for starting a new business?
student replies : father in law


Related smsFunny SMS: Father Son SMS
Naughty and Funny SMS : Cow and Bull
A father asks peon:



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<li><a href='http://www.only4sms.com/2246/a-father-asks-peon-2/' rel='bookmark' title='Permanent Link: A father asks peon:'>A father asks peon:</a></li>
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		<title>Husband-wife and the Gay criminal</title>
		<link>http://www.only4sms.com/2783/husband-wife-and-the-gay-criminal/</link>
		<comments>http://www.only4sms.com/2783/husband-wife-and-the-gay-criminal/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 28 Sep 2009 05:07:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Admin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Flirt SMS messages]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Funny SMS Messages]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Orkut Scraps]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[A criminal broke into bed room , tied up Husband &#38; Wife
Kissed wife’s ear &#38; went 2 Bathroom.
Husband told Wife
“Satisfy him or he will Kill Us,
Be strong I LOVE YOU.”
Wife said:
He didn’t kiss me , he whispered in my EAR that he’s GAY ,
need vasline and i told him its in the BATHROOM , So [...]


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<li><a href='http://www.only4sms.com/2799/for-your-wife-sms-majak/' rel='bookmark' title='Permanent Link: For Your Wife SMS: Majak'>For Your Wife SMS: Majak</a></li>
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		<slash:comments>6</slash:comments>
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		<title>Hindi Funny SMS: Bijli</title>
		<link>http://www.only4sms.com/2778/hindi-funny-sms-bijli/</link>
		<comments>http://www.only4sms.com/2778/hindi-funny-sms-bijli/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 22 Sep 2009 04:57:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Admin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Funny SMS Messages]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Jise dil diya woh dilli chali gayi,jise pyar kiya woh italy chali gayi,dil ne kaha khud kushi(sucide) kar le jalim,bijli ko haath lagaya to bijli chali gayi !!
&#160;
Funny sms, Love sms, Love hindi sms, love sms 2009


Related smsJise dil diya woh dilli chali gayi,
Conductor Vs Rajasthani lady: Funny hindi sms
Romantic April fools: Mil gayi



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		<title>User Submitted SMS: May 14</title>
		<link>http://www.only4sms.com/2774/user-submitted-sms-may-14/</link>
		<comments>http://www.only4sms.com/2774/user-submitted-sms-may-14/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 14 May 2009 12:17:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Admin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[English sms]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Flirt SMS messages]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Soctha tha har mod par aapka saath dunga par,par,par,par,par,par,par,par,par,par,par,par,par,par,par,par,par,par,par,par,par,par,par,par,par,par,par,par,par,par,par,par,par,par,par,par,par,par,par,par,par,par,par,par,par,par,par, Kambakt sadak hi sidhi nikli.
Submitted by:
Bipin
I heard someone whisper ur name, but when I turned around to see who it was, I notice I was alone, then I realize it was my heart telling me that I miss u.
Submitted by:
Asif
Engg. Joke
A father asks peon: How are [...]


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		<slash:comments>6</slash:comments>
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		<title>User submitted SMS: Machine</title>
		<link>http://www.only4sms.com/2763/user-submitted-sms-machine/</link>
		<comments>http://www.only4sms.com/2763/user-submitted-sms-machine/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 24 Feb 2009 07:06:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Admin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Funny SMS Messages]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Orkut Scraps]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Time has been changed so Aaj ka kam kal per rahne&#160; don.......Ho sakta hai kal tak us kam ke&#160; liye koi machine eejad ho jaye….
&#160;
submitted by qadi_paki29@hotmail.com


Related smsFunny sms: Aaj ka kam kal&#8230;!!!
User Submitted SMS: May 14
I love you: User submitted Love SMS



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		<title>Cool SMS Messages: Foreigner and spicy food</title>
		<link>http://www.only4sms.com/2664/cool-sms-messages-foreigner-and-spicy-food/</link>
		<comments>http://www.only4sms.com/2664/cool-sms-messages-foreigner-and-spicy-food/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 16 Dec 2008 16:04:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Admin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Funny SMS Messages]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[A foreigner had very spicy Indian dinner.Next morning he came out ofthe toilet &#38;said, now i understand Why indian use water.Tissue Can catchfire..
 by rajesh
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Related smsHappy new year 2009 sms messages: Gods gift
Sweet and nice
Cute morning txt sms: keep smiling



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