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Santa: Mujhse panga mat le, main SHER da puttar haan.

Banta: Yaar Santa ek baat bata, SHER ghar pe aaya tha ya aunty jungle gayi thi?

Let X= Y

2X= 2Y

so 2X- X= 2Y- Y

=> 2X- 2Y= X- Y

=> 2(X-Y)= X-Y

=> 2=1

Sala maths ka itihaas hila ke rakh dala. Bataa dena newton ko, uska baap aa gaya hai….

mathematics sms, funny sms

Teacher: Four beautiful girls are walking on the road. Change it to exclamatory sentence.

Student: WOW !

Humour/funny sms messages

law professor ask the student_
which is the most important law of finance for starting a new business?

student replies : father in law

A criminal broke into bed room , tied up Husband & Wife

Kissed wife’s ear & went 2 Bathroom.

Husband told Wife

“Satisfy him or he will Kill Us,

Be strong I LOVE YOU.”

Wife said:

He didn’t kiss me , he whispered in my EAR that he’s GAY ,

need vasline and i told him its in the BATHROOM , So be STRONG

I LOVE YOU TO…

husband: WTF

Funny Orkut scraps, Orkut MSGs

Jise dil diya woh dilli chali gayi,
jise pyar kiya woh italy chali gayi,
dil ne kaha khud kushi(sucide) kar le jalim,
bijli ko haath lagaya to bijli chali gayi !!

Funny sms, Love sms, Love hindi sms, love sms 2009

Soctha tha har mod par aapka saath dunga par,par,par,par,par,par,par,par,par,par,par,par,par,par,par,par,par,par,par,par,par,par,par,par,par,par,par,par,par,par,par,par,par,par,par,par,par,par,par,par,par,par,par,par,par,par,par, Kambakt sadak hi sidhi nikli.

Submitted by:

Bipin

I heard someone whisper ur name, but when I turned around to see who it was, I notice I was alone, then I realize it was my heart telling me that I miss u.

Submitted by:

Asif

Engg. Joke

A father asks peon: How are the studies in this college? Where do I see my son in future?
Peon: The future is bright, I had also completed my engineering from the same college!

Submitted by:

Asif

Time has been changed so Aaj ka kam kal per rahne  don
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Ho sakta hai kal tak us kam ke  liye koi machine eejad ho jaye….

submitted by qadi_paki29@hotmail.com

A foreigner had very spicy Indian dinner.Next morning he came out of
the toilet &said, now i understand Why indian use water.Tissue Can catch
fire..

by rajesh

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Teacher: why are you late?
Student: My dad told me to take our cow to bull.
Teacher(Angrily): Can’t your dad to it?
Student: No, only BULL can do it.

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