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A criminal broke into bed room , tied up Husband & Wife

Kissed wife’s ear & went 2 Bathroom.

Husband told Wife

“Satisfy him or he will Kill Us,

Be strong I LOVE YOU.”

Wife said:

He didn’t kiss me , he whispered in my EAR that he’s GAY ,

need vasline and i told him its in the BATHROOM , So be STRONG

I LOVE YOU TO…

husband: WTF

Funny Orkut scraps, Orkut MSGs

BOY: chalo kisi sunsan jaga par ghomney chalen !!!
Girl : Tum aisi waisi harkat to nahin karogay?
Boy : Nahi
Girl: Phir rehnedo kya faida !

Zindgi mein kabhi tension mat lena,Bindas hoke I LOVE U kehna,Agar rose ke badle sandle mile,To kehna pyari Behna sada kush rehna..

Soctha tha har mod par aapka saath dunga par,par,par,par,par,par,par,par,par,par,par,par,par,par,par,par,par,par,par,par,par,par,par,par,par,par,par,par,par,par,par,par,par,par,par,par,par,par,par,par,par,par,par,par,par,par,par, Kambakt sadak hi sidhi nikli.

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Bipin

I heard someone whisper ur name, but when I turned around to see who it was, I notice I was alone, then I realize it was my heart telling me that I miss u.

Submitted by:

Asif

Engg. Joke

A father asks peon: How are the studies in this college? Where do I see my son in future?
Peon: The future is bright, I had also completed my engineering from the same college!

Submitted by:

Asif

Never say u r happy when u r sad..
Never say u r fine when u r not ok..
Never say u feel good when u feel bad,..
Never say u r alone when i m still alive…
Good luck and best wishes for ever.

A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked.

Just send this flirt sms msg to your girlfriend and guess the reaction

U R 100% beautiful,
U R 100% lovely,
U R 100% sweet,
U R 100% nice, and
U R 100% stupid to believe these words…

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Wife:Bas karog ji..raat k 12 baje se kar rahe ho aur subah k 8 baj chuke hain.
Thake nahi kya?Aur kitna karoge?
Husband:karne do na darling abhi to mere
200 msg aur free hain

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This one is great i could stop myself from sharing it:

A old man is walking down the street one afternoon when he sees
a beautiful woman with perfect breasts.

He says to her, “Hey miss, would you let me bite your breasts for
$100?”
“Are you nuts?!!!” she replies, and keeps walking away.

He turns around, runs around the block and gets to the corner before
she does. “Would you let me bite your breasts for $1,000 dollars?” he
asks again.

“Listen you; I’m not that kind of woman! Got it?”

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Plz give me a kiss
shocked???????????????
daro mat?????
kiss means

k-koi
i- interesting
s- sms
s- send karo

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