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Santa: Mujhse panga mat le, main SHER da puttar haan.

Banta: Yaar Santa ek baat bata, SHER ghar pe aaya tha ya aunty jungle gayi thi?

Let X= Y

2X= 2Y

so 2X- X= 2Y- Y

=> 2X- 2Y= X- Y

=> 2(X-Y)= X-Y

=> 2=1

Sala maths ka itihaas hila ke rakh dala. Bataa dena newton ko, uska baap aa gaya hai….

mathematics sms, funny sms

 A girl may not help u 2 get lot of marks

but marks may help u 2 get lot of girls

so love yr studies, not girls

“Boys Future Care Committee”

Studies SMS, Study Hard SMS Msg

No woman marries 4 money; they r all clever enough 2 fall in luv with him 1st, b4 marrying a millionaire

My love for u was so true,
u know that I would never forget u,
but now my heart is crushed n broken in two
I should have never fallen in love with u

Broken heart love sms, emotional love sms

People like yoU are found only once in a lifetime.
So yoU better take care of yourself because I don t want to waste another lifetime to find a such a SWEET Friend

Friendship SMS, Orkut Scraps

A best friend can change your life without considering your
social status or physical attributes. A best friend will always
stand by your side whenever you need him whether in happiness or
during low time..

Friendship sms Messages

This SMS will EXPLODE in 5 seconds….

:05

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(((((BOOM)))))

“*”*”*”*”*”*”
*”*”HAPPY”*”*
“*”DIWALI”*”
….*”*”*….

Happy Diwali SMS 2009

Sri ram ji aapke ghar sukh ki barsat karen, Dukhon ka naas karen. Prem ki phuljhari wa anar aapke ghar ko roshan kare. Roshni ke diye aapki jingagi me khusiya layen. Happy deepawali

Happy Deepawali sms, Happy Diwali 2009 SMS

Teacher: Four beautiful girls are walking on the road. Change it to exclamatory sentence.

Student: WOW !

Humour/funny sms messages