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Most interesting line written on the front of T-shirt of a girl

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A man knocks at the door. A 10yr old boy comes with cigarette in one hand & beer in other.

Man: Beta papa ghar pe hain?

Boy: Bhutni k, mujhe dekh k lag rahaa hai kya?

GAbbar: Aaj maine basanti ko nahate hue dekha.

Viru: Kutte kaminey me tera khun pi jaounga

Gabbar: Kaminey me naha raha tha, basanti ja rahi thi

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Q:During Marriage ceremony why is the bridegroom made to sit on the horse?

A:He was given his last chance to run away

Funny Marriage SMS, Marriage SMS Messages

SANTA- Agr Nariyal K Ped Par Chad Jau To Engineering College Ki Ladkiya Dikhegi BANTA- Fir Haath Chhod Dena To Medical College Ki b Dikh jayengi

Funny SMS, Santa Banta jokes

Santa:Tumne Apni Biwi Ko Talaq Kyo Diya.

Banta:Wo Characterless Thi

Santa: Kaise?

Banta: Shadi Mujse Ki Aur Bacha Bhagwan Se Mangti Thi.

Funny SMS Msg, Santa Banta SMS

Time has been changed so Aaj ka kam kal per rahne  don
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Ho sakta hai kal tak us kam ke  liye koi machine eejad ho jaye…..

1 Khusra Vote Mangte Hue

“Hamen Vote Do,

Mai Yakeen Dilata Hn Agar Mein Kamyab Hogya
To Phr Kisi K Haan Bhi Kaka Paida Hoa To

“Govt.”

Us K Ghar Muft Nachay Gi.

Defination of a nurse:
Nurse is a beautiful dashing girl
holding ur hand looking in ur eyes
and still wants ur pulse will be normal.

Boy Friend:
Kya Tum Meri Salary Main Guzara Kr Logi ? ? ?

Girl Friend:
Main Tou Guzara Ker Loongi Kr Loongi . . . Par Tumhara Kia Ho ga ;->