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Uff

kya kar rahe ho,

aisa mat karo,

please nahi,

aise nahi,

mat dabao,

niche kyun jaa rahe ho,

ho jayega,

kaha tha mat karo,

ho gaya naa,

MSG KHATAM

Wife:Bas karog ji..raat k 12 baje se kar rahe ho aur subah k 8 baj chuke hain.
Thake nahi kya?Aur kitna karoge?
Husband:karne do na darling abhi to mere
200 msg aur free hain

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This one is great i could stop myself from sharing it:

A old man is walking down the street one afternoon when he sees
a beautiful woman with perfect breasts.

He says to her, “Hey miss, would you let me bite your breasts for
$100?”
“Are you nuts?!!!” she replies, and keeps walking away.

He turns around, runs around the block and gets to the corner before
she does. “Would you let me bite your breasts for $1,000 dollars?” he
asks again.

“Listen you; I’m not that kind of woman! Got it?”

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In a bath room, a boy touches a girl everywhere! You Know whose that boy? Stupid It’s Lifeboy Soap! Dirty people always think dirty.

I really deeply wish dat u r here with me in my room. on my bed&lights is off & we get under the cover together.. 2 show u my glow in the dark watch.

U r BANDAR
It means:

B=Beautifull
A=Attractive
N=Naughty
D=Decent
A=Adorable
R=Romantic

R U smiling?
Ziadah khush na ho yaar ho to tum bandar hi na:p

ek lrka ek larki
aha aha
adhi raat ko
oho oho
jungle main
wah wah
jhari k peichay
ouii
sab say chup k
UFF
DABA DABA k
aha aha
mango kaha rahey they

Want A KISS
Plz KISS Me
Jaldi Koi B Nai Hai
Foran Karo
Jaldi Karo Na
K
I
S
S
U Know KISS
Means
K-Koi
I-Intresting
S-SMS
S-Send Karo
So
KISS Me!!

Jab tanhai ka ehsaas na ho,
Na koi tumaray paas ho,
Na tum kisi k paas ho,
Na tum kisi ki nazar mein ho,
Na koi tumhari nazar mein ho, to samjh lena ke app

common sense Baathroom ma ho yaar or kahan

When u feel lonely
and alone & cannot see any one around you,
the world seems to be fading away,  come along with me I’ll take u to an eye specialist!