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1) Ak unmarried Meyer pete baccha hoye geche. Baba:Rege khomosh!!! Kon haram jadar kaj Eta. Meye:Missed call to sobai Marche karta je Receive hoye geche kivabe komo.

2) FuL Sojja Rate Ak Gucco FuL Hate, Sami Bow K BoLe, Amar Jibone Tumi 1st, Tomar Jibone O ki Tai Bow Hese Koy, R ParciNa Guru, Sei Class 5 Theke Suru.

3) Baba tar cheleke 10 tk hate diye bole- Baba: ai nao 10 tk ami j buyar sathe suyechi a kothata 2mar ammu k bolbana.... Chele: Baba 2mi onek kiptha Ma jokhon amader daroyaner sathe ghumay tokhon amake 100 tk dey...!!

4) Boy:- How older u? Girl:- 20years.u? Boy:-20years. Lets go to bed for 20-20 match.

5) GIRL>Ah aste lagse to. BOY>r ektukani. GIRL>r parchi na.BOY>akoni duke jabe.GIRL>Uff ki tight.BOY>bhoy nei duke jabe.GIRL>Amar to kosto hosse.BOY>kosto howk duke gele valo lagbe.GIRL>plz ami r parchina.BOY>dur 2mar churi 2mi poro

6) DADU GALO CHOMKE !!! PARA GALO THOMKE !!! MATHA GELO BOMKE !!! KI DEKHE VAI ??? ARE DIDA ABAR PRGT HOYECHE TAI....

7) Ak meye aka genjee gay diye rastay ber holo.kichu khon pore ak chele tar dike takiye roilo karon holo genjeer upore garir sobiwala genjee.Meye gari dekhoni konodin.Chele eto sundor gari dekhechi kinto etto boro speed breaker dekhi nai.

8) Maniker Bow Manik Ke Bolce-Paser Falater Abul Ke Dakho Sa Tar Bow Ke Sob Somoy Kiss Kore,2mi Korte Paro Na?Manik Uttore Bollo,Bisshas Koro Ami Onek Chasta Korcilam-Kintu Sali Amare Thapor Marce.Bow Ki?

9) Premik-Premika Ak Rume Duklo,Premika Tar Uporer Jama Khullo,Tar Por Nicher Jama Khullo,Tar Por Choto 2ta Jama O Khullo,R Bollo Aj Ja Kichu Amr Ache Sob Tumar.Premik Obak 2mr Ki Matha Kharap Hoice?Ami 2mr Kamij Saloyar Vra Panti Diye Ki Korbo,Ami Purus Manus Na.

10) Sokal 12ta Baje Basor Gor Theke Chele Ber Hocena-Baba Cintito,Dakteo Pace Na Lojay.Choto Cele Ke Bollo Baba Tor Vi K Dakcis,Na Baba Goto Kal Maj Rate Amr Kace Bajlin Chye Nilo,Kintu Baba Sokale Uthe Dekhe Bajliner Jaygay Bajlin Ache Fabikol Atha Ta Nai.Baba O Re K Aasis.

11) 3 Ta Choto Choto Bacha,Paser Jatri Agrohi Hoye Bollen,Apni Ki Koren? Ami Kondom sells Man.O Acha Acha Khub Valo,To Chele Meye Gulo To Apnar Naki?Na Amr Na, Ta Hole?Bodro Lok O Gulo Castomar complient.

12) 1 Jon Meye Private Car Lift Nilo,Car E Onek Mal Cilo Jayga Cilo Na,Tai Meye Cheletar Cole Boslo,Meye 10 Minet Por Bollo-Apni Ki Electrical Engineener,Chele- Apni Ki Kore Bujlen,Na Mane Apnar Tawar Chasta Korce Amr Network Hin Jaygay Network Is Thapon Korte.

13) Premik-Premika Ak Rume Duklo,Premika Tar Uporer Jama Khullo,Tar Por Nicher Jama Khullo,Tar Por Choto 2ta Jama O Khullo,R Bollo Aj Ja Kichu Amr Ache Sob Tumar.Premik Obak 2mr Ki Matha Kharap Hoice?Ami 2mr Kamij Saloyar Vra Panti Diye Ki Korbo,Ami Purus Manus Na.

14) Boy:Suite hobe tomar.Girl:Na Na Na ami suite parbona and diteo debona.Boy:Aj tomake ditei hobe.Girl:Ok bt beta jeno na pai.Boy:Kapur tulo.Girl:O Ma ami sesh.Boy:ki jonno j doctor holam injection sojjo korte parena.

15) Boy:Jan emon ekta jinish jete 6 inchee lomba tomay ami dile tumi aram peye jothasthane dukiye rakhbe R bolbe aro dao ki jinish seta.Girl:Ja eto lojjar kotha ami bolte parbona.Boy:ki lojja 1000 tkr Note ta tumi kothay lukiye rakhte bolo. . .

16) Sir-R-Student rasta diye hete jaitesilo hotath rastar Majhe Duita dog yea kortesilo.Student-Sir tara ektar opure R ekta othse keno.Sir ektay R ektake Chupe Chupe sahosh dicche.Student apnar meyeke sahosh dile sudhu kanna kore.

17) Preamik:jan az ke khub voyanok akta sopno dekhesi sudhu tumi R ami.Preamike:bolona plz.Preamik:Rate dekhi tumi R ami sara din ghorar garite bose bose puro dhakar shohor ghurlam.Preamika:Tar pore ki korle.Preamik:Sokale ghum theke othe dekhi porone lungee nai . . . .?

18) Ekhon Govir RaT..Ammo Basay Nei.. Ei Sujoge Tumi Ese Amake Kiss Korle.. Ami Badha Dia Rokkha Pelam Na.. Jodi Ammo Basay Thakto Tahole Thappor Dia Mosa ta Mere Felto..

19) Bou: Ei Ektu Tipe Dao Na. Sami: Ei Kotha, Kache Aso Tipe Dei. Bou: Ektu Valo Kore Tipo. Sami: Thik Ace Aste Aste Moja Kore Tipbo. Bou: Ektu Valo Kore Tipe Dao Na. Sami: Ei Sor to ! Majh Rate Tor Pa Tipte Parbo Na. . !

20) Prothome Khulbo, Tarpor Tipbo, Tarpor Lagabo, Tarpor Bitore Dukabo, Tarpor Gosagosi Korbo, Tarpor Sada Gulu Felbo, Hoye Gelo Sundor Dat Brush.

21) Ak Lok doctor Dekhate Gache-Tar Darayna,Doctor Sune Bollo Biye Korcen-Na.Premika Ache-Na.Porokriya Koren-Na.Tanbazar Jan-Na.Doctor Khepe Bollo Oi Miya TaHole Dar Kore Ki Korben.2014 R Calendar Julaiben.

22) Jokhun Tumar Lichu Lichu, Tokhun Vabo Koto Kichu. Jokhun Tumar Aam Aam, Tokhun Tumar Koto Dam. Jokhun Tumar Dab Dab, Tokhun Tumar Koto Vab. Jokhun Tumar Jhuila Geche, Tokhun Tumai Shobai Vuila Geche..!!

23) Rimi Cha Khabe Dudh Nai Tai Se Ghore Gelo Jama Khullo Tarpor Pant Khullo___ Kapor Change Kore Bazare Gelo Dudh Kinte...ha,ha,ha,ha..!!

24) Manush gulu keno je ki jonne ghorer bhaire ashe ami buji na. Manush jodi ghorer baire na ashto tahole to rasta-ghate jam hoto na.

25) Wife:Rate Shomosto kapor chupor khule tar Husband ke bollo jano Ekhon ki korte hobe. Husband:Tor Gusti kilaie Ami Ekhon Tor kapor chupor Dhuite Parbona.



26) Buse 1Girl er Buk 1Boy Gaye Ghosa Kasse Cheleta Sojjo Korte Na Pere , Boy: Ai J Miss Apner Apple Gulo Amak Lagcheto. Girl: Apple Amar, Apner Somossa ki? Boy: Apple Apner Thik Ache But Juisto Amr ber hosse.!

27) Girl:Oh oh oh aste aste please ber koro tara tari. Boy:Ai to aste Nora Chora korona ber kore felsi. Girl:R Kotokhon khub betha paitesi. Boy:Aito sona ber hoye geche. Girl:Eto boro. Boy:Ai kata tie tomar paye dhukchilo.

28) Ajob to! Obak Kora Bapar 2mi Ki Always Pregnant Thako Naki?.... Jokhone Sms Kori Tokhone Delivery Report Aase...!!

29) Ak Bondhu:Kire Aj Na Tor Biye.2iteo Bondhu:Ar Bolisna Biye Venge Gache.Pothom Bondhu: Kn Ki Hoyche.Diteo Bondhu:Mosha Merecilam.Pothom Bondhu:Mosha Marle Buji Biye Venge Jay.Diteo Bondhu: Haa Karon Moshata Bose Cilo Amr Hobu Salir Buker Opur.

30) "Fulsojjar rate" Bor tar natun bou ke.... Bor : sob kichu khule swimming pule namo.... Bou : keno !!! Bor : amar to cycle saranaor dokan, jole na dobale kthy futo bujhte pari na !!

31) 1 Matal 2 Tola Theke Janala Diye Pashab Korce,Tokhon r 1 Matal Bolce,Re Tor Pashab beye To Chor Uthe Jabe,A Kotha Sune Pothom Matal Bollo,Ami Ki Tor Moto Boka Naki,Ami Chere Chere Korchi Jate Chor Uthe R Pore Jay.

32) Bager leje culkie kan. Akon jay amer pran. Ami cuti age age. Pechone korce taro bage. Bag mama maf koro more. Mogno cilam kaner ghure. Lejke vebe mecher kati. Akon bacar somvabnai mati.

33) Wife:Jano uz amar Shorbonash hoyesilo. Shami:ki? Wife:Gosol korar Somoy bath Room er Dorja khola silo ai Somoy tomar bondhu Eshe porlo. Shami:ki korle 2mi. Wife:Lojjay Orna diye Mukh dheke Rakhlam.

34) Boy:Apa apnar Ornar niche fula fula duto jinish ki dekha jay. Girl:Tomar dula-vy-er Tiffen box. Boy:Vitore ki Rakhso. Girl:Tomar dula-vy-er Rater khabar. Boy:khub valo. . . . . !

35) Boy:Boloto Dudh er Opure ki thake. Girl:Oshuvvo kothakar. Boy:keno tumi ki janona Dudh er Opore Shoar thake. Girl:I am Sorry!!!

36) Teacher:Ai chele tomar sobcheye Preo jinish ki? Sir amar Preo Jinish holo Dudh khawa.Hotath kore ak Meye bole othlo Sir o Mittha bolse Or Preo holo Tepa Tepie kora. Teacher:Mane? Chele:ki abar Or Mobile Tipesilam ty bolse.

37) Girl:Boloto Biyer pore chelera sukiye jai keno. Boy:keno? Girl:Emnitei bollam. Boy:Pore bolbo. Girl:Please Ekhoni bolo. Boy:Biyer Rat theke suru kore Chelera jhogra korte korte Sukiye jay. Girl:ki bolle. . . . . . ?

38) Boy:Boloto panir Opor name ki? Girl:Jibon. Boy:ki vabe bujle tumi? Girl:Chelera pani diyeito jibon gore. Boy:Right. . . . !

39) Boy:Madum apnar kapur tulun. Girl:keno? Boy:Tester dhukabo. Girl:Mane? Boy:Apnake bolsi apnar Vidduit er Miter er opurer kapor tulte. Girl: Ok Tulsy. Boy:Apni vebesilen ki? Girl: Aitaie. Boy:Thank you?

40) Boltu:Pinkey tomar akti nak ache duti thoth ache duti chokh ache duti kan ache duti pa ache duti hat ache & R duti jinish ache bolte paro ki? Pinkey:Na. Boltu:Hatle Nore Chore. Pinkey:Chokher duti pata. Boltu:Right? Apnara vebesilen ki bolben?

41) Class-e sir er pent er chain khola dekhe meyera mucki mucki haste laglo.(sir na buje bollo)beshi hasle ber kore khara kore rakhbo.don't mind

42) Dusto:Boloto Pinkey Emon akta sokto jinish tomar vitore dhukale tumi bethay oh uh ish kore chitker kore kadbe. Pinkey:Pore bolbo. Dusto:keno? Pinkey:Ok bolsy. Dusto:Bolo? Pinkey:kata dhukale. Dusto:Right. . . . ?

43) Q: kokhon apni bujhben je apni boro hoe gechen? Ans: jokhon apni nijer pant nije kachte jaben.

44) Boy:cholo govir jongole hariye jai,Girl:ulta palta kicu korbena to?Boy:Kosom kore bolci kicu korbona.Girl:Tahole r giye lav ki?

45) Sir:Boloto Pinkey first time e ki dhukaile meyera chitker kore kade.Pinkey:What?Sir:Pinkey vebe dekho paro kina.Pinkey:Sir ai catagory question kora Class e thik na.Sir:Tumi bujba kivabe tomar to biye hoyni J Nakful dhukaile chitker korba.Pinkey:Sorry

46) Mofiz:Boloto Meyeder Short poshakh dekhle cheleder kon jinish ta khara hoye jai. Tuni:Cheleder shorirer lom khara hoye jai. Mofiz:Meyeder short poshak dekhle cheleder ki gorom hoye jai. Tuni:Keno tumi ki janona Matha gorom hoye jai.

47) Ekta kaaj -er pore meyera bole : Ki bibhotso boro chilo na? Prathame ki bhoy karchilo na? Issh! Jodi aro time petam Samnerbar aro bhalo kore debo ! Kee kaaj balo to ? : : Exam -er katha bolchi , Tumi kee bhebechili ?

48) Girl:ki holo tumi sudhu amar gaal & chokhe e chumu diso keno. Boy:Tomar gaal & chokh Boi er Moto ty ami tomar gaal e & chokhe chumu dei. Girl:Nicher Liebreary te agun lagche R tumi boi niye besto.

49) Sasuri:Ki Hoyece Bow Ma, 2mi Shari, Petikot Khule Chular Upore Dariye Aco Kno? Bow: Ma Ami Apnar Cheler Rater Khabar Gorom Kortechi.

50) Rastar dhare shami and istiry dujone mile ak sathe kherer pala ditese,akjun loc rasta diye jaitase ar oderke boltase ke bore ato din dhore korteso akhono peti hoiny

51) Akta meye chador chapa die sue ache. Ete moja nei. Sudhu akta word add kore dilei ful masti. Sentence ta holo erom,"akta meye sudhu akta chador chapa die sue ache"..hasso mat.

52) Girl: na na plz, na. Amar voe lage. Boy: ate voyer ki ase? Sobai prothome voy pai. Rag kore meyeti bollo, Onnoder moto ami na. Plz.. Ami parbo na. Boy:lokkhi sona, amon koro na. Ami just dhukabo r ber korbo. Girl: assa, aste dhukaba, jate betha na lage. Boy: ok my heart. Girl: ore baba! Ata ato mota keno? Amar voe lagse. Ami morei jabo. Boy: chokh bondho kore rakho. Kokhon dhukabo r ber korbo tumi ter pabe na. Ore baba, more gelam. Amar vitore batha korse, ore baba rokto ber hosse. Boy: akta injection nite ato ovinoy kora lage.

53) Goto rate 2make sopno dekhlam,Khub kharap laglo.Dekhi 2mi ulongo hoye rasta diye dourasso,,,, 2mar ai obostha dekhe rastar 1ta kukur hastece,Ami ota k bollam"Tui hashsish keno?Kukur uttor dilo,Vaijan,Ai prothom dekhlam jar lez shamne diye jhulse..!

54) Boy:Boloto Meyeder kon jaigay hat dile veja lage.Girl:Naker vitore.Boy:Gorur ache charta kintu tomar ache Duita ki jinish seta.Girl:Duita pa.Boy:Right. . . . !

55) Mohila:Baba amra apnar Majare asci amar samir Onnoti hoina keno? Baba:Shob e hoibo ami ja boli ta korte hobe.Mohila:ki korte hobe.Baba:Tomar samike Enesho.Mohila:Baba Na.Baba:Tar hat er Rekha dekhte hobe.Mohila:Ekhon upay ki? Baba:Tomar blause kholo.Mohila:keno?Baba:Tomar shamir hater Rekha dekhbo.

56) Medam : bontu transperent er 1ta example boloto? Bontu : medam apnar sharir vitor diye BRA dekha jacche? Medam rege giye : 2mar lojja sorom ki kichui nai? Bontu : apnar BRA dekha jacche tai bollam.

57) Sir:Class e ak Meye ke bollo boloto Manusher uttejonar somoy kon ongo fule boro hoye jay.Meye:lojjay lal hoye bollo Sir ai question er ans Class e dewa shomvob noy.Sir:Chelera keo ki paro?Chele:Muchki Hasi diye bollo sir chokher Moni uttejonar somoy fule boro hoye jay.Sir:Right

58) Boy: kacha moric jal, tometo lal, chelera valobashe meyeder gal. Girl:ful dio, koli dio,kata dio na.aste kore kiss dio. kamor dio na.

59) Shami and Stree Rate ak sathe suye ache.Stree:Hi jan tumi amake Emon kichu koro jate ami uttejito hoye ghame vije jai.Shami:Uthe R deri na kore Fan er switch off kore dilo.

60) Boy:Hi sona oita fuk koro ami dhukai. Girl:Na dukaite dibona. Boy:keno dibena. Girl:Vitore pani dhukbe. Boy:Tahole kheye felo. Girl:Dao kheye shesh kore dei Tomar RC ta. Boy:Tahole to valoi hoy.

61) Boy: I love you? Girl: Tumi amar amon ki dhakla j ama k"I love you" bolle ? Boy: Ra pagli sob dhakar jannoi to "I LOVE YOU" bollam.

62) Kopal R Lungi, 2ta Jinis Ekoi! Karon ei 2ta Jekono Somoy Khule Jete Pare.Tobe "Kopal"Khulle Poush Mash R "Lungi" Khulle SorboNash.

63) Emon akta kaj korar age meyeder kache bolte je eto voi lage kintu korar somoy chele mey dujone khusite hase kade kintu seshe onek kadthe hoy ANS: Pream korar somoy bolte lojja i love you and vangte kanna i hate you.

64) Hus: cholo na ektu kheli. Wife: ki? Hur: oi je koto din dhore jeita kheli na. Wife: amar sorir ta valo na. Hur: mittha bolo na, ami ajke jor kore holeo khelbo. Wife: oh! 2mi naa...ekhono tomar kanamachi khelar boyos ace?

65) Kon kaj korar somoy sobche besi voy jene nao.jakhon ghore dhule ondhokare tik tak tuk tak nara chara kore takhon.jakhon opure othe kichu sporso korar chesta kore takhon.jakhon khule dhukan dhore takhon jodi birale Meuuu kore tar voyeo ber kore.vabe kiser awaz elo.tar pore abar dhukay mall ber kore jakhon niye jai takhon chore khusite khusite chole jay.ki dhukalo R ki ber korlo Tala theke chabi ber korlo.

66) Prothome kase giye nere dekhlam.Tar pore khule prothome dhukate chesta korlam dhuklona.Ditio bar ultiye dhukalam dhuklona.Tritiyo bar onno akta chabi dhukalam hochot kore khule gelo room er Talata.

67) Iss ki voinkor gorom.oaww ki chamotkar enjoy korlam.room er vitore giye ber kore.hatlam R chatlam.dukailam R berkorlam.ki moja pelam misty icecream kheye.

68) Chocco kore angul ta vitore dhuke gelo ber korar pore dui angul ek korar pore dekhi iss ki pichla oww ki dur gondho ki janen pocha dim vanga.

69) Prothome chaste hobe.Tar pore opure bose bose 20 theke 30 minite icche moto dui hat diye tel mekhe lal korte hobe.Tar pore matha ta kete Harir vitore dhukiye dile Tal er Rosh fotay fotay porbe.

70) Brihospotibar a ekta meye short dress pore school-a asle,Sir take ques...korlo-ai tumi short dress poreso keno?Meyeti bollo-Sir, aj to half class tai half dress poresi. Ans sune ekta sele bollo-Sir, friday te class nile kemon hoy?

71) AK lok bazar theke fire bolce...bazale mula,begun,shosa a gulor dam ato bere geche,r para jaina.akhon theke agulo frige a rekhe khabe.Tar bou kothata sune bollo tomar choto mayer jonno to rakhtei parina..

72) 3ti meye (rinte,mahi,rima das) 3ti boro kolom niye 1ti gore dorja stop kore ki korce jano? ══/ amr jonno 1ti Love lettar likce.

73) PROTHOME EK HAT DIA DORTE HOBE.AREK HATER MAZER DUI ANGUL VITORE DUKATE HOBE.2 MINUTE GHOSHA GHOSHI KOSTE HOBE.KAZ HOYE GELE ANGUL BER KORE PANI DIA DUTE HOBE......................EBABEI HOY CHAER CUP PORISHKAR.

74) s**.. kokhon voyonkor? Ans- Jodi ekta pregnant girl k s**.. karar somoy vitor theke ekta hat beriye ese nunu ta dhore bole- 'AR CHARBO NA KAKU'. . . Dhore phelachi....

75) Rod uthle shishir chick chick kore.Prokriti dake pakhi khela kore.Bristi ele mati vije jai.R tomake swopne dekhle amar salowar vije jai. . . .

76) Wife er punno rup hocse W: wonderful I: istull F: for E: enjoy [9,12,21] all. Thanks

77) wife: 2mi amar sari ultia ki dekhle. Husbnd:"Nojrul bolecen-"jakane dekhibe nari" ultaia dekhibe sari" paile o paite paro robi Thakurer dari"

78) Son: ma ma, aj na parke baba akta sundor meye k darling blece. Mother:-are baba ami o aksomoy tor babar darling cilam.Tor baba khostay khostay amar ei obosta krece.

79) 1ti kajer meye 1ti kajer chele jhogra kortese kajer meye bolte tor hater kono kichu valolagena & cheleta bolteche amar hater kono kisu valolagena sudhu tui sobaike bolish R tor dudh je valolagena ami sobaike bole dibo tor dudh patla. . . .bolen to kon dudher kotha bola hoyese? Vabte thakun ans:ranna kora dudh

80) Meyera amader sob niye gelo-gens pent, shart, fatuwa, genji, cap. kon din je"Lungi"pora suru kore k jane! Allah amader lungi rokka koro:-p

81) Ak bow tar sami k bollo, ak ta kotha bolbo amake marbe na to? sami:- na ki bolbe bolo. bow:- ami pegment. sami:- ata to khusir kotha. bow:- biyer age a kotha akbar babake bole chilam tarpor________.

82) 1ta friend er Sathe R 1ta Friend er Contact.. Je age biye korbe Tar Bow Ke Ek raat je Biye kore nai Tar kache rakhte hobe.. 1st frnd biye kore tar bow k friend er kache 1 raat er jonno Pathabe emon Somoy bole dicche jodi 2mar upore dhore tahole bolbe Tomato, r niche dhorle Sosha bolbe.. Kinto tar bow rat e Sa.. Lad.. Sa.. Lad bole chitkar dilo.. Keno ?

83) Meyera Buker pokete mobile rakle call dukena. Karon PAHARE Network nai, R Celera pent pokete mobile rakleo call duke. Karon pase TAWER ace.

84) Has: Din kal kemon palte geche. Wife: Tahole tumi niche sou. Ami tomar upore uthi.

85) Noton noton paira guli, choton bedhese. Doi dhare kiso meye goshol kortese. Ke dekhese ke dekhese, parar chelera dekese. Meyeder hate bra chilo, chure marese. Uff mojha legese. LOVE MIX

86) Bou: Rat hoece ekhon longi kholo. Jamai: keno ? Bou: Keno mane. Goto rate na 2mar longi golay pachea jay. R tomar dom bondho hoe jay. R tokhon 2mi bole chile R kono din rate longi porbe na. Jamai: tahole to tomar valoi. R longi dhote hobe na

87) Ak bou tar kobi jamai ka gia bole" tumar akta kobita lakhta atodin lage".kobi bole "ami jano tano kobi na,ami koek din khatar upor kolom rakhe,tarpor likhe".bou koe ai lagai to amader akhono bacha hoe na"

88) 1ta Lok O Banor Nodir Pare Gelo Gosol Korte.. Than Lokti Jokhon Sorir Sob Kapor khule Gosol Korbe.. Emon Somoi Banorti Haste Laglo.. Banor k jokhon Lokti Jigghes Korlo 2mi Hasccho Keno.. Banorti Bollo 2mar Samne Lez Ache Ha Ha Ha

89) 1ta Lok O Banor Nodir Pare Gelo Gosol Korte.. Than Lokti Jokhon Sorir Sob Kapor khule Gosol Korbe.. Emon Somoi Banorti Haste Laglo.. Banor k jokhon Lokti Jigghes Korlo 2mi Hasccho Keno.. Banorti Bollo 2mar Samne Lez Ache Ha Ha Ha.

90) 1ta 65 year Mohila R 27 year Chele biye Holo.. than Tara ek sathe Sara Raat Katalo.. Sokale Dekha Gelo Cheleta Mara Geche.. Portmotem Report Theke Jana Gelo Expired Dudh Khawar Jonno Se Mara Geche..

91) Roni Tar barir chade hatchilen.. Hothat ! 1t dhomka haowa eshe tar "LUNGI" uriye niye gelo. kharap vebona. "LUNGI" ta Shukate diyechilo.

92) Ami r amar gf.. Ekta room e. Table er upore, battir niche. Toktak Toktak.. Toktak Toktak.. Ki vabchen ?? Amra table tennis Khelchi..

93) Teacher:- tomar charecter tik rakhbe.Shob mohila tomar mayer mato mone korbe .Studen:-ki bolchen sir? shob mohila jodi amar mayer mato hoi tobe amar babar charecter kharap hoe jabe!

94) Ak ukil ek dhorsitake prosno korlo "jokhon apnake rape kora holo thokon apner kemon legeche ?"meye ti uttor dilo"jor kore modhu khawale jemon lage."!!!

95) cng driver tar gadi chalaschhe. Pesone royese boy friend and g.f. Suddenly, driver accident korlo. Ar por driver bole utlo,,'akhon bujsi taitanik kan dopse'

96) Bus-e ak mohila tar baccha niye jacche.conductor bus vara chaile take sudhu nijer vara ta dey.Conductor: bacchar vara den.Mohila: or vara lagbona. Oy ahono bota choshe.Cdtr: or bapeo to bota choshe tai boila ki or baper varao lagbona ???

97) 1lok biyer por "cn" kinte bazare gelo, but lojjay sa bolte parena.Tai se pant er "cain" khule dokandar ke bollo vai eitar ki " kacing" ache?

98) Valobase Tomai Ami Bojabo Kekore ? Sudo Jani Tomai Chara Jabo Ami More. Gacer Poran Mati. Amar Poran Tomi. Tomar Jonno Pritebite Jonno Nelam Ami.

99) Dibo Tomai Lal Gulap, Sopne Giye Korbo Alap. Bolbo Khule Amar Kotha, Ache Joto Moner Betha. Bolbo Tomay Valobasi, Thakbo Dujon Pasha Pashi..!!

100) Shudu Tumi Acho Tai... Ami Kotha Khuze Pai... Dur Hote Ami Tai, Tomai Dheke Zai.. Tumi Ektu Haso Tai, Ami Chader Misti Alo Pai..

101) Valovasha Ek Odvud Onovuti- Kokhon Je Kake Valo Lege Jay Ta Nijei Bolte Pare Na.. R Kawke Valo Lagle Take Na Boleo Thaka Jay Na.. Temone Amio Na Bole Thakte Parlam Na Je- Ami Tomake Onek Valobeshe Feleci. . . I Luv U. . .

102) Kosto Amar Valolage Jodi 2mi Daw, Jibon Amar Dite Pari Jodi 2mi Chaw, Sob Kichu Korte Pari 2mar Jonno Ami, 1bar Valobasi Bolo Sudhu 2mi..!

103) Tomay Hote Dibo Na Por Rakbo Tomay Moner Vitor. Basbo Valo Tomay Sara ti Jibon. Tumi Dio Amay Sundor Akta Mon. Binimoy Tomar Pase Thakbo Sarati Jibon.

104) Sarata Din Dhore, 2may Pore Mone. 2mi Kache Ele, Dukkho Jai Vule. 2mi Dure Gele, Kosto Gulo Bare. Taito 2may Rekheci Amar Moner Ekti Kone..

105) Ami Tomake Valobasi Tumi Ken Bojo Na Amake. Manuser Beche Thakar Jannu Nissaser Projan Amar Beche Thakar Jannu Tumake Projan. "I Love You"

106) Jibon noy valobasa. Valobasa hoy jibon. Valobese hoye jay Duti moner milon. Priyo boro valobasi tomay.

107) Mone Pore Jodi, Chute Eso Tobe, Amari Valobasa, Se To Tomari Jonne Rakha, Sara Ta Jibon Dhore...

108) Ami Hoyto Dekhte Kalo- Tar Poreo Ami Tomay Besechi Onek Valo.. Tumi Hoyto Onek Dhoni- Ja Ami Hote Parbo Na Kono Din E.. Tobu o Jodi Tumi Amay Basho Valo- Adhare Thekeo Ami Pabo Sukher o Alo. . .

109) Satok Pakhi Jemon Megher Jonno Thake Sudhu Asai, 2mar Asa Kore Bondhu 2cokh Ami Vasai, 2mar Kotha Vapte Vapte Din Amar Chole Jai, Ami Kotodin R Boisa Robo 2mari Asai..!

110) Tumi Ki Jano Akash Keno Kade-Ki Vhul Tar Kiser Oporade. Valobeshe She Jaiga Diye Cilo Buke Sada Megher Bela-R Shey Meghi Take Kosto Diye Bare Bare Chole Jai Kore Obohela..

111) Jodi Tumi Mone Koro Sukhe Nei..Sukhe Nei..Sukhe Nei..Tobe Tumi Fire Aaso Ekhono Ager Moto Valobashi Tomake..

112) Amar Chokher Sopno Tumi- Jiboner Asa.. Ki kore Bolbo Tumay Khuje Paina Vasa.. Ami Je Tumay Dite Chai Ei Amar Hridoy Vora Valolasha. . . I-LOVE-U. . .

113) Kicu pakhi jay ure, Kicu pakhi jay nire. Kicu sopno theke jay mone, Kicu srity hariye jay otite. Kicu kotha hoy na bola Kicu vasha jay na bojha. Kicu manus hoy na apon, Kicu manus hoy na por. Kicu sundorjo thake mone, Kicu sundorjo hariye jay ontorale. Kicu prem jay hariye, Kicu prem theke jay pase.

114) Bondho Tomar Hridoye Ami Jete Chai Hariye.. Jodi Khuje Pai Tomar Thikana, Thakbe Na Amar Sukher Shimana..

115) Tomar Deya Kosto Gulo Ei Amake Poray-Tobu Kokhono Haratae Debo Na Ami Tomay. Bashbo Valo Tomay Ami Joto Din Ace Ei Hridoy Pran-Jani Ami Sobaito Dite Pare Na Valobashar ProtiDan..

116) Pakhire-2mi Chara Kichui To Valolage Na, 2mi Je Amari Sudhu Je Amari 1kbar Kache Aso Na. Mon Khule Dakci Pakhi Shara Daw Na, 2mai Chara Akla Ami Thakte Parci Na..!Please Kew Shara Dibe Ki?..!

117) Kup Beshi Valobeshe Cilam Toke-Tai Bujhi Tui Atota Kosto Dili Amake.Eiche Moto Amay Niye Korli Tui Khela-Bujhbi Tui She Din Je Din Tori Moto Toke Keu Korbe Obohela..

118) Baba tar cheleke 10 tk hate diye bole- Baba: ai nao 10 tk ami j buyar sathe suyechi a kothata 2mar ammu k bolbana.... Chele: Baba 2mi onek kiptha Ma jokhon amader daroyaner sathe ghumay tokhon amake 100 tk dey...!!

119) DADU GALO CHOMKE !!! PARA GALO THOMKE !!! MATHA GELO BOMKE !!! KI DEKHE VAI ??? ARE DIDA ABAR PRGT HOYECHE TAI....

120) Premik-Premika Ak Rume Duklo,Premika Tar Uporer Jama Khullo,Tar Por Nicher Jama Khullo,Tar Por Choto 2ta Jama O Khullo,R Bollo Aj Ja Kichu Amr Ache Sob Tumar.Premik Obak 2mr Ki Matha Kharap Hoice?Ami 2mr Kamij Saloyar Vra Panti Diye Ki Korbo, Ami Purus Manus Na.


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