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Boyfriend: Ye Kesi Chay Hai, Aisi Hi Chay Peete Ho Tum.
Girlfriend: Ha Aisi Hi Peete Hai Or Ye Coffee Hai..
Boyfriend: Ohhh...
Girlfriend: Uhh.. Sala Gareeb.

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Teacher-: Past Or Future Tense Ka Matlab Btao.
Chintu-: Ek Ladki Ki Or Dekh Kar Budhe Past Tense Me Or Ladke Future
Tense Me Chale Jate Hai.

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Ladki-: Me Saadi Ke Bad Tumhare Sare Dard Bant Lungi.
Ladka-: Ladka par Dard Hai Kha.
Ladki-: Me Saadi Ke Bad Ki Bat Kar Rhi Hu.!!!



Ladki-: Aaj Bheya Ne Mujhe Tumhari Bike
Par Dekh Liya.
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Ladka-: Oho Tere Ki....
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Ladka-: Fir Kya Huaa.?
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Ladki-: Fir Kya Tha....
Reekse Ka Kiraya Vapus Le Liya.!!!


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Patni-: Phone Par Itni Dheemi Aawaj Me Kis Se Baat Kart Rahe The.?
Pati-: Bahan Se Kar Rha Tha.
Patni-: Itni Dheemi Aawaj Me Kyo...?
Pati-: Teri Hai Na Isliye.....!!!


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Pappu Bal Katwane Gya.
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Nai-: Baal Chhote Karne H kya
Pappu-: Nahi Bade Ho Sakte Hai To Bade Kar Do.!!!

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Boy-: Kha Ho.?
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Girl-: Net Par Bethi Hu Yar.
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Boy-: Yar Ki Bachi Uth Ja Me Dekh Rha Hu Net
Kyo Nahi Chal Rha Moti....!!!


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Chintu Or Pintu Jungle Me Bhag Rahe The Kyoki Ser(Lion)
Pichhe Pda Tha......
Chintu-: Yar Pintu Ek Kam Karte Hai Left Ka Signal
Dekar Right Me Ghum Jate Hai..
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Pintu-: Kyo..... Yar Ha hu Ha hu.....
Chintu-: Sher Ko Chakma Dene Ke Liye.!!!
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Boy-: Me Tumhare Sath Saadi Nahi Kar Sakta Ghar Vale Nahi Man Rahe Yar.
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Girl-: Kyo Tumhare Ghar Me Kon Kon Hai.
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Boy-: Bas Ek Patni Or Do Bache.


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Rahul Gandhi- Aagli Bar Humari Sarkar Bani To Hum
Poore Khet Me Hi Siment Se Plaster Karva Denge.!
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Fir Barish Kitni Bhi Ho Kisano Ke Khet Me Fasal
Kharab Nahi Hogi.....
"Ye Sunkar Fasal Bhi Hansate Hansate Geer Padi"

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Teacher-: Patli Bakree Kya Deti Hai.?
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Bache-: Dudh!
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Teacher-: Chhoti Madhumakhi Kya Deti Hai.?
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Bache-: Sahad!
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Teacher-: Or Moti Bhensh.?
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Bache-: Homework.!
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De Thapad De Thapad Pe Thapad....


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Ek Aadmi-: Mene Aapko Kahi Dekha Hai Or Aapse Khub Ghul Mil Ke Bate Bhi
Ki Hai.Par Yad Nahi Aa Rha Kha Dekha Hai.
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Nurse-: Jaroor Deha Hoga Pahle Me Paglo Ke Hospital Me Thi Abhi Tabadla
Huaa Hai Yha.

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Husband T.v Par Match Dekh Rha Tha Or Wife Ready Hote Huye Aati Hai.
Wife-: Me Kesi Lag Rahi Hu Darling...
Tabhi Husband Jor Se Ye Chhakka
Are Aaj To India Jeetega...!!!


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Chintu-: Tum Bina Operation Karaye Hi Kyo Bhaag Aaya.?
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Pintu-: Nurse Bar Bar Kah Rahi Thi Dro Mat Himmat Rakho Kuchh Nahi Hoga, Are Ye
To Bas Ek Chhota Sa Operation Hai.
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Chintu-: Sahi To Kah Rahi Thi, Isame Darne Wali Konsi Bat Hai.
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Pintu-: Saale Wo Mujhse Nahi Doctor Se Kah Rahi Thi.

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Jaggu Dukhi Lag Rha Tha
Kisi Ne Puchha: Kyo Tension Me Ho?
Jaggu: Yaar Ek Dost Ko plastic Surgery ke Liye 2 Lakh Diya Tha,
Ab Saale Ko Pahchan Nahi pa raha hu...

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Beta-: Aapa Aapki Shaadi Ho Gayi?
Papa-: Haa....
Beta-: Kis Se Hui?
Papa-: Bevkuff Teri Great Mummy se..
Beta-: Wah Papa Ghar Me Hi Setting Kar Li.!!!

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पिंकू -दुनिया में सबसे ज्यादा हिम्मत वाला कौन है ?
मिंकू- धोबी है।
पिंकू- वो कैसे।
मिंकू- किसी के भी घर जा के बोल देता है साहब मैडम को बोलो की कपडे निकाल के रखें में अभी
आ के लेता हूँ।

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चिंटू- पहले में अपनी बीवी को B.A करवाऊंगा फिर M.A फिर P.h.d
फिर नौकरी लगवाउंगा।
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पिंटू- फिर एक अच्छा सा रिस्ता देख कर उसकी सादी भी करवा देना। ....
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पप्पू - माँ से पीटने के बाद घर के बाहर बैठा था..
पापा - क्या हुआ यह क्यों बैठा है।
पप्पू- अब तुम्हारी बीवी के साथ गुजारा नहीं हो सकता।

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पिंटू- मम्मी उसका नाम जेसमिन क्यों है।
मम्मी- क्योकि उसके पापा को जेसमिन बहुत पसंद है।
पिंटू- तो फिर मेरा नाम ऐसा क्यों है।
मम्मी- गोटिया देख फालतू के सवाल मत कर।
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पिंटू - ओये मछली खायेगा क्या।
चिंटू - नहीं यार उसमे कांटे होते है।
पिंटू - ओये छोड़ यार चप्पल पहन के खा लेंगे।
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Sardar Ji: Hamne Mobile Marriage Bureau shuru kiya hai: "Rishtey k liye 1 dabaye, Mangni k liye 2 dabye, Shadi k liye 3 dabye."
Man: Hum Dusri Shadi k liye kya dabaun?
Sardar Ji: Dusri shadi k liye pehle wali ka gala dabye ..!
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Bhongasing ek ped per chadh Gaye.
Upar baithey Monkey ne poocha: Upar kyon aaye?
Bhongasing: Apple khane.
Monkey: Yeh to aam ka ped hai.
Bhongasing: Pata hai, Apple saath laya hun.
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Saas (bahu se): Bhagwan ne tumhe 2-2 aankhe di. Chawal me se 2-4 pathhar nahi nikal sakti kya.
Bahu: Very funny! Bhagwan ne tumhe 32 daant diye 2-4 pathhar bhi nahi chaba sakti ?
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Raja Pervaiz Ashraf: Yaar mujhey Mother's Day pe koi Message nhi aaya?
Secretary: Sir, Pakistan me jub Light jati hai,
Log aap ki Maa ko hi yaad kertey hain!!!
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Desi Maalik Makaan: OK, mein tumko kiraya dene ke liye aur 3 din ki mohlat deta hun.
Kirayedar: Theek hai ji, mein Diwali, Holi aur Chrismas ke 3 din select karta hoon.
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Lalu ji ek mahina obama ke pas se engish ki training lekar vaps aaye
ek din unhe ek call aaya. lalu ji bole "Who is speaking?". jawab aaya "Hum Sasura Obama bol raha hun".
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Boy: Tu Dharti Pe Chahe Jahan Bhi Rahe Gi,
Tujhe Teri Khushbu Se Pehchan Loonga...
Girl: Mujhe Pehle Se Pata Tha, Tum Kuttay Ho...
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Dad:result ka kya hua
Son: Dad, ek good news hai aur aik bad news
Dad:good news bata.
Son : mai pass ho gya.
Dad : great, aur bad news.
Son:good news galat hai.
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Ek operation ke baad patient bola:
'doctor sahab Kya ab main aap logo se mukt hu?'
Beta doctor to neeche reh gye, main to Yamraj hun!!!!
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husband-talak lena hai,
advocate-talak lene ke liye 5000rp lagenge,
husband-pagal ho kya?pandit ne 51rp me shadi kari thi.
advocate-dekh liye na saste ka Natija!!
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Girlfriend (boyfriend se): Ab hame shaadi kar leni chahiye.
Boyfriend: Voh to theek hai... par hum se shaadi karega koun?
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Waiter-Apne samose aur pakodon ko andar se kha liya, lekin bahar ka saara chhod diya! Aisa kyon?Customer-Kyonki doctor ne kaha hai, bahar ka khaana mat khao..
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Santa : matlbi dost se bach kar raho.
Banta : magar matlbe dost ka pta kaise chalega. Santa=simple,sare dosto ko msg karojo reply na de samjah lo wo hi matlbi hai.
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Banta dairy likh raha tha
"aaj meri behan ko baccha hone wala hai pata nahi ladka hoga ya ladki,
isliye mujhe ye bhi pata nahi ki me mama banunga ya mami".


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