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1) At least you are not obnoxious like so many other people -- you are obnoxious in a different and worse way!

2) Have u seen a monkey wrapped in plastic? No??? Quickly see your driving license.

3) One day a monkey looked into mirror & said, "Oh my ugly face, fat nose" and killed himself. Promise me u will not look into mirror, coz I dont wanna loose you!

4) Where r u? U r u not replying? I m worried coz todays paper I read that due 2 thunder a monkey has been severely injured. So if u r safe, SMS me immediately

5) Scientists all over the world are wondering how long a human being can live without brain. Please tell them your right age.

6) do you want to go to USA Here's a chance for you Mr Obama is waiting for you to be in white house Get ready Because . . . . He's in search of a dog for his daughter!

7) two devils came in to my dreams. they said we want to disturb some nice persons. I suggest them your name. they said we can't disturb our boss.

8) From Moon to Sun, From Jan to Dec, From birth till my death, my feelings for you have never changed. for me, you have always been a headache

9) Style of break up: Boy bought a gift for his Girlfriend. girl:What the hell would I do with this rocket? Boy: you wanted stars na? Now sit on it and GET LOST...

10) Best SmS of 1947 . . . Was there any mobile at that time? Please Use your brain atleast once in your life time!

11) Love + Ship = Titanic. Dinosaur + Forest = Jurassic Park Arnold+ Gun = Terminator You + Your Smile = The mummy Returns..

12) I saw U on ROAD today. U were lukin SO fine, Ur face SO divine, Ur walk SO perfect. My HEART started singing a Sweet Song: WHO LET THE DOGS OUT!

13) .¤¤¤,¤¤¤. 4 U ¤. .¤ "¤..¤" It's not a heart,it's my old underwear which i dont wear now, so i wanted to ask before throwing,"do you want it?

14) what happend 2 ur mobile? i was trying 2 call u but i got this msg:welcome 2 da jungle network,da monkey u r trying 2 call is on tree.plz try later..

15) U r 70% sweet. U r 85% smart. U r 75% lover. U r 90% lucky. U r 100% good. So totally (70+85+75+90+100)=420. It means u r 420. I like 420

16) Ive been arrested 4 being the ugliest person,Can u come here n show them its a mistake?

17) Tipz To Beat Summer 1-Drink Lot Of Fresh Water 2-Cover Ur Head Wen Outside 3-Eat Vgetables But Most Important 4-Msg Me Daily Bcz Im so COOL.


18) If some1 asks me wat is humanity, I wud sit next to u, Pull you close to me Put my arms around u and say proudly LOVING ANIMALS Thats humanity)

19) Who Wants 2 B A MILLIONAIRE Lets play? Q.Nobody likes you because you are a: A.Assole B.Good for nothing C.Ugly D.Di*khead 50-50 Fon a Friend or Ring me I will Tell u!

20) Sweet Insults- I Luv you! But ive got bad taste Dats a cute shirt.Wat did u do wit d rest of d table cloth. I wud lik 2 help u out-which way did u cme in?

21) Ive been arrested 4 being the ugliest person, Can u come here n show them its a mistake?

22) Press Down if u think u r MAD. I cant Believe u Did That! Again? For God Sake! LORD!! Why u Still Doing it? Truth is out now! MENTAL CASE!!

23) Best SmS of 1947 . . . Was there any mobile at that time? Please ! Use your brain atleast once in your life time !

24) Get up all u lazy people and do something 4 the nation. . . Oh sorry, it was u?? U go back to sleep.. That will be better for the nation.

25) Whenever I feel that I Miss U, I close my eyes.. Thn i feel u that u sit beside me. I wont open my eyes.. Bcz of the fear that u may come out thru my tears.


26) Think well, Plan well, Do well, Sleep well, Play well, Laugh well and Throw your mobile also into well, Because you are not Messaging me Well!

27) I Like 3 things: Pizza. Pepsi. & You. Pizza 2 eat. Pepsi 2 drink. & You 2 clean the table.

28) Thanx 4ur support last year wth ur purchases v hv achieved gud sales pls continue ur kind support -M.D. Kohinoor Condom Small size division

29) Your network tariff has changed! Call charges are now calculated according to brain size. The smaller the cheaper! Congrats You can make free calls!

30) Whenever i missU i vl read ur sms Whenever I want to see U , Ijst close my eyes Whenever I want to hear ur voice I throw stones at DOGs.

31) Do u remember ur childhood? When u wen 2 a doll shop, stood infront of a doll n askd uncle! How much is that monkey doll shpkper replied that is a mirror my child -)

32) Unlike others ur brain is a master piece, It is divided in to 2 parts. Left & Right.. In the left nothing is right & in the right nothig is left.. -)

33) B. I. T. C. H. Beautiful Intelligent Talented Cute Horny r u smiling now? *YOU BITCH*

34) Beauty Tip: If U Want 2 protect Ur Face From Dust, Mud & Other Such Things Then apply ASIAN PAINTS Exterior Emulsion on ur face 7 yrs guarantee!!

35) Love + Ship = Titanic , Dinosaur + Forest = Jurassic Park , Arnold+ Gun = Terminator, You + Your Smile = The mummy Returns..

36) Sometimes my mind asks Why I miss U? Why I care 4 U? Why I remember U? Then my heart answered its simply bcoz mental patients need more care.hav nice day.

37) I saw U on ROAD today. U were lukin SO fine, Ur face SO divine, Ur walk SO perfect. My HEART started singing a Sweet Song: WHO LET THE DOGS OUT!

38) It's not a heart,it's my old underwear which i dont wear now, so i wanted to ask before throwing,"do you want it?

39) what happend 2 ur mobile? i was trying 2 call u but i got this msg:welcome 2 da jungle network,da monkey u r trying 2 call is on tree.plz try later..

40) U r 70% sweet. U r 85% smart. U r 75% lover. U r 90% lucky. U r 100% good. So totally (70+85+75+90+100)=420. It means u r 420. I like 420

41) Tipz To Beat Summer 1-Drink Lot Of Fresh Water 2-Cover Ur Head Wen Outside 3-Eat Vgetables But Most Important 4-Msg Me Daily Bcz Im so COOL.

42) If some1 asks me wat is humanity, I wud sit next to u, Pull you close to me Put my arms around u and say proudly LOVING ANIMALS Thats humanity...

43) Sweet Insults- I Luv you! But ive got bad taste Dats a cute shirt.Wat did u do wit d rest of d table cloth. I wud lik 2 help u out-which way did u cme in...

44) One day a monkey looked into mirror & said, "Oh my ugly face, fat nose" and killed himself. Promise me u will not look into mirror, coz I dont wanna loose you!


45) Press Down if u think u r MAD. I cant Believe u Did That! Again? For God Sake! LORD!! Why u Still Doing it? Truth is out now! MENTAL CASE!!

46) Get up all u lazy people and do something 4 the nation. . . Oh sorry, it was u?? U go back to sleep.. That will be better for the nation.

47) Whenever I feel that I Miss U, I close my eyes.. Thn i feel u that u sit beside me. I wont open my eyes.. Bcz of the fear that u may come out thru my tears.

48) Do u remember ur childhood? When u wen 2 a doll shop, stood infront of a doll n askd uncle! How much is that monkey doll shpkper replied that is a mirror my child...

49) Sometimes my mind asks Why I miss U? Why I care 4 U? Why I remember U? Then my heart answered its simply bcoz mental patients need more care.hav nice day.

50) One day a monkey looked into mirror & said, "Oh my ugly face, fat nose" and killed himself. Promise me u will not look into mirror, coz I dont wanna loose you!


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