2010 January | Only4SMS.com

Q:During Marriage ceremony why is the bridegroom made to sit on the horse?

A:He was given his last chance to run away

Funny Marriage SMS, Marriage SMS Messages

SANTA- Agr Nariyal K Ped Par Chad Jau To Engineering College Ki Ladkiya Dikhegi BANTA- Fir Haath Chhod Dena To Medical College Ki b Dikh jayengi

Funny SMS, Santa Banta jokes

Dear Marie, Today is Goodday, U have Krack’Jacked my little heart. Now i m in 50-50 position. Plz don’t play hide n seek.

Yours Tiger

Funny Love letter sms

Santa:Tumne Apni Biwi Ko Talaq Kyo Diya.

Banta:Wo Characterless Thi

Santa: Kaise?

Banta: Shadi Mujse Ki Aur Bacha Bhagwan Se Mangti Thi.

Funny SMS Msg, Santa Banta SMS

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