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*”*”HAPPY”*”*
“*”DIWALI”*”
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Happy Diwali SMS 2009

Sri ram ji aapke ghar sukh ki barsat karen, Dukhon ka naas karen. Prem ki phuljhari wa anar aapke ghar ko roshan kare. Roshni ke diye aapki jingagi me khusiya layen. Happy deepawali

Happy Deepawali sms, Happy Diwali 2009 SMS

Teacher: Four beautiful girls are walking on the road. Change it to exclamatory sentence.

Student: WOW !

Humour/funny sms messages

Boy: agar me mar gaya to kiya tum dosri shadi karogi?

Girl: nai me apni BEHAN ke saath reh lungi

Girl: agar me mar gayi to?

Boy: Me bhi tumari BEHAN ke sath rehlonga

law professor ask the student_
which is the most important law of finance for starting a new business?

student replies : father in law

A criminal broke into bed room , tied up Husband & Wife

Kissed wife’s ear & went 2 Bathroom.

Husband told Wife

“Satisfy him or he will Kill Us,

Be strong I LOVE YOU.”

Wife said:

He didn’t kiss me , he whispered in my EAR that he’s GAY ,

need vasline and i told him its in the BATHROOM , So be STRONG

I LOVE YOU TO…

husband: WTF

Funny Orkut scraps, Orkut MSGs

Shubham karoti kalyanam,

arogram dhana sampada,

shatru buddhi vinashay, deepamjyoti namostute

Wishing u n yr family very HAPPY DIWALI

Happy Diwali SMS msg

U may b out of my nazar,
But u r not out of my dil.
U may b out of my reach,
But u r not out of my soch.
I may b kuch bi nahin 2 u,
But u’re always sab kuch 2 me!

Hindlish sms message, Love sms, lovely sms msg

BOY: chalo kisi sunsan jaga par ghomney chalen !!!
Girl : Tum aisi waisi harkat to nahin karogay?
Boy : Nahi
Girl: Phir rehnedo kya faida !

Aapki Zindagi mein kabhi koi gam na ho
Aapki Aankhe kabhi nam na ho
Aapko mile Zindagi ki har khushi
Bhalehi uss khushi mein hum na ho.

Sad SMS, Hindi Love SMS, Hindi Romantic SMS