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A word to say, a word to hear
Even in UR absence i feel U near
R, relation is strong..hope it goes long
v wil remain d same til d life goes on!

love sms, romantic sms msgs

When i look at you,
i cannot deny there is God,
cause only God could have created some one
as wonderful n beautiful as you.

Valentine 2010 sms, Valentine Day sms

Q. Prove 2/10=2

Ans by :

Art student: Out of syllabus

Commerce student: ye problem hi galat hai

Medical student: Its strange yaar kaise aaya hoga?

Engineering student: ITs so easy!

two/ten = wo/en

w=2, o=2, e=2,n=1

=2*2/2*1

=4/2

=2

engies nvr ask ans kya hai

dey only ask

ans kya lana hai

Engineer sms, SMS for eng students

GAbbar: Aaj maine basanti ko nahate hue dekha.

Viru: Kutte kaminey me tera khun pi jaounga

Gabbar: Kaminey me naha raha tha, basanti ja rahi thi

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Q:During Marriage ceremony why is the bridegroom made to sit on the horse?

A:He was given his last chance to run away

Funny Marriage SMS, Marriage SMS Messages

SANTA- Agr Nariyal K Ped Par Chad Jau To Engineering College Ki Ladkiya Dikhegi BANTA- Fir Haath Chhod Dena To Medical College Ki b Dikh jayengi

Funny SMS, Santa Banta jokes

Dear Marie, Today is Goodday, U have Krack’Jacked my little heart. Now i m in 50-50 position. Plz don’t play hide n seek.

Yours Tiger

Funny Love letter sms

Santa:Tumne Apni Biwi Ko Talaq Kyo Diya.

Banta:Wo Characterless Thi

Santa: Kaise?

Banta: Shadi Mujse Ki Aur Bacha Bhagwan Se Mangti Thi.

Funny SMS Msg, Santa Banta SMS

Din gujar gaya hai intejaar mein, raat gujar gayi intejaar mein, Naya saal mubarak ho aapko, purana saal beet gaya aapke SMS ke intejar mein.

NEW year text sms

Before the sun sets in this year, before the memories fade, before the net works get jammed .. Wish u and ur family Happy Sparkling New Year.

Happy New Year 2010